Sunday, April 24, 2011

Top 10 Mr. Burns Episodes

10: The Old man and the Lisa
Note: Some episodes that would seem to be shoo-ins for the list were deemed to not have enough focus on Burns. These include "Homer at the bat" and "A star is Burns".
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Episodes with kind Mr Burns suck. This is the exception. After Mr Burns realises he has been bankrupt for years, he is forced to move into the Springfield Retirement Castle with Grampa and tries to make a new fortune via recycling with Lisa. Some of the best moments of this episodes feature people other than Burns, like Lenny being in charge of the Plant, but his basic eco-friendly evil scheme is brilliant. Who else would create an all-purpouse slurry made of minced up fish guts, then slap Lisa's face on it? Nobody.

9: Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
Three words: Land. Of. Chocolate. In perhaps the best Simpsons sequence of all time (Though the rake scene from "Cape Feare" may beat it), Homer skips through a city made of chocolate and marshmellows. There are other great moments, such as the scene with Mr. Burns boxing, but the L.O.C stole the show. However, the main plot, with Mr. Burns selling the power plant to german investors, was pure brilliance too. It also had some of Burn's best one-liners, like "What good is money if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man?". Plus, there was the priceless scene after Burns bought back the plant. Add it all up, and you have an early Burns classic.
8: $pringfield
Though most of the episode focused on Marge, a recurring theme in the episode is Burn's descent into insanity after the opening of his casino. Season five delivered other Burns classic, like "Burns' Heir" and "Rosebud", but this one focuses on Burns' money, rather than evil, and so is so much more memorable. The best moment of this episode comes when he outright copies Howard Hughes with the "Spruce Moose", and threatens to shoot Smithers if he doesn't ride the model-sized plane.
7: Mountain of Madness
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Mr Burns matched with his employees doesn't work as well as Skinner with his pupils, but episodes like this one make it seem like it works just as well, if not better. After a fire drill results in everbody (Except Homer) being locked in the power plant, Burns hosts a team building exercise in the mountains. However, the episode takes a strange turn as Burns and Homer are paired together, and trapped by an avalache. Few Simpsons episodes have character pairings as good as this one, and it is easily one of my favourites from season 8, along with "In Marge we trust", "Homer's Enemy", "A Milhouse Divided",and "Homer Vs the 18th Amandment" that didn't make my season top 5 list.
6: Two Cars in Every Garage and Three eyes on Every fish

We now come to the first Mr Burns episode, where he tries to run for govenor of Springfield's State in order to change nuclear plant safety standards. Everything about this episode it great, and I'd actually call it the Simpsons's first truly great episode (LOTFL can't recieve that title due to the bad animation). There are so many great moments here, from Charles Darwin to Bart's "My father told me to support Burns" Shirt. This episode is also notable for being the first episode not to focus on the Simpson family

4: Two Dozen and One Greyhounds

 I absolutely love this episode, from what may be the best musical number in the series, to the random scene with Burns not putting effort into his evil schemes. Most notable in this episode is the performance of "See my vest". Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food. the only thing I'm hunting for is an outfit that looks good. See my vest, See my vest, Made from real gorrilla chest. See this sweater, there's no better, than authentic Irish setter. Can you watch that song without laughing? In the words of Comic Book Guy: Best. Disney. Parody. Ever.
3: Rosebud
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This episode is a shoo-in for the top 25 episodes ever, and it would, in all likelihood, make the top 10. It starts with a spoof of "The wizard of Oz", ends with "Planet of the apes", and in the middle packs in Hitler, Excalibur, George Burns, a nude photo of Mark Twain, and 64 Slices of cheese. It makes for a great, hilarious, touching, genius episode. It also reveals a lot of the Burns backstory: He was once a kind, happy boy, before his grandfather took him off his parents hands, causing him to mutate into a twisted, loveless, billionaire. Now, at over 100 years old, he wants his childhood teddy back. It's a great setup for an episode, and quite easily one of the best of all time.
2: Last Exit to Springfield

This is, in my opinion, the greatest episode of all time. Why is it ranked at #2? Because I disqualified #1 from my top 25 episode list. It starts with a fantastic McBain movie and ends with a flawless so-bad-it's-good payoff. In the middle we get the Godfather, the Grinch who stole Christmas, the infinite monkey theorem, Batman, and the big book of british smiles.When Mr. Burns knocks the union down to size by removing the dental plan, the power plant employees go on strike. It's a very simple idea, but it's excecuted so well that no best episode list is complete without it.
1: Who shot Mr Burns?
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Did anyone doubt that this brilliant, season ending cliffhanger, would take the #1 Spot? When Burns gets on everyone in Springfields bad side by stealing oil discovered by Groundskeeper Willie, somebody shoots him. However, nobody knows who shot him, as the only witnesses were Maggie and Santa's Little Helper.
It's incredibly hard to decide which part is better, Part 1 or 2, as Part 2 featured Moe on the lie detector, but it also featured the crappy ending, while Part 1 didn't have any standout moments, but was all-round great. Could you imagine any other episode taking out the top spot on the list?

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Elementary school musical Review


Elementary School Musical
Some of the best episodes in history have had brilliant songs, Like Marge Vs the Monorail, and Two dozen and One Greyhounds, so when I heard there was going to be a musical episode, I really got my hopes up, so it was no suprise that the premiere of season 22 was far worse than I expected, Though it still delivered a solid episode. It started when Homer and Lisa's Nerd friends watch the Nobel Prize Announcements (The Nobies!).When Krusty the Klown won the peace price, Bart and Homer Accompanied him to Norway. Marge takes a Dejected Lisa to a Performing arts camp hosted by Flight of the Conchords and having the Glee cast as Campers.
The Songs in this episodes were quite weak, with nothing on "See my vest" or "Wouldn't it be Adequite?", Thouge there was one song that I really enjoyed, which was "Artists, Part 1". Who can forget Stephan Hawking rapping? Overall, it wasn't a great Premiere, but it did a solid job and it wasn't the worst Premiere ever (He loves to fly and he D'ohs), and it wasn't the best (You only move twice).
Score: 7.2/10
Classic moment:
Homer: "Kids, it's 4:00AM! You should have been in bed a half hour ago!

Monday, February 28, 2011

Top 5 of season 3 Cont.

I'm putting this on hold until I've seen every season 1 Episode and done the top five from seasons 1 and 2.
Number 3 is Radio Bart, and Number 2 is Flaming Moe's. I won't say what Number 1 is.

Instead, I'll do lists of the best songs, THOH stories, Seven-Minute Episodes (Like The Simpsons Spin off Showcase), and One-time Characters. Stuff like that

Friday, February 18, 2011

Simpsons Season 3: Top 5 Episodes. #4

                                #4 Black Widower
Sideshow Bob Episodes are almost always Classics, The one Exception Being "Funeral for a Fiend", and "Black Widower" Is one of the best. Ranking at 25 on my Best episode, Seasons 1-10 list, This episode starts the true focus about Sideshow bob on an extremely high note.
The episode starts with Patty Telling the Family that there is something strange about Selma's new Boyfriend, which leads to the classic scene of Bart imagining that the man is...Homer (Euch!)
Of course, Selma's Love (The First of 5) Is really Sideshow Bob, Recently released from Prison. Everybody else has forgiven him, even Krusty, but Bart Still suspects that Bob isn't Marrying Selma for her love. (I don't want People to think that I'm Marrying you for you Money, Instead of your...Less Tangible Qualities) His Suspicions are Proven to be correct, when SB tries to kill her using a gas leak in the honeymoon Hotel room. One of the very best SB Episodes, though it doesn't compare to the next two.
Classic Moment:
Sideshow Bob is Massaging Selma's feet,
SB: Soon I will kill you
Selma: What?
SB: Son Pied Sentis Beau. French for "her foot smells Lovely"
Selma: Oh...
SB returns to the Massage.
SB: Prepare to be murdered...
Selma: Huh?
SB: Be pa de me Mudu. That's...Sanskirt for "Your toes are like Perfume"
Selma: Ah...
SB: Voy a matar a Usted.
Selma: What?
SB: Spanish for "I am going to kill you"

Simpsons Season 3: Top 5 Episodes. #5

#5 Bart the Lover
It was a hard choice for 5th place between this one and "Bart the Murderer" But in the end I chose this. It starts with a hilarious Educational film about Zinc and ends with Homer's Classic Line "Three Simple words. I am Gay"
This Brilliant Half-Hour revolved around Bart getting Revenge on His teacher by answering a personal add masquerading as a Perfect Boyfriend for her, only to feel guilty after 'Woodrow' Stands her up on a date. It's one of the best examples of one of Bart's Pranks going wrong. Plus, We get to see Homer's Vain attempt not to swear using a Swear Jar (You Dirty Rotten Bast...Clink)
Classic Moment:
Bart, Homer, Marge, and Lisa are Attempting to write a goodbye letter to Mrs. Krabappel.
Homer: Stand Back. I'm an expert at writing sensitive Love letters.
He starts writing
Homer: Welcome to Dumpsville, Poputation: You