Monday, February 28, 2011

Top 5 of season 3 Cont.

I'm putting this on hold until I've seen every season 1 Episode and done the top five from seasons 1 and 2.
Number 3 is Radio Bart, and Number 2 is Flaming Moe's. I won't say what Number 1 is.

Instead, I'll do lists of the best songs, THOH stories, Seven-Minute Episodes (Like The Simpsons Spin off Showcase), and One-time Characters. Stuff like that

Friday, February 18, 2011

Simpsons Season 3: Top 5 Episodes. #4

                                #4 Black Widower
Sideshow Bob Episodes are almost always Classics, The one Exception Being "Funeral for a Fiend", and "Black Widower" Is one of the best. Ranking at 25 on my Best episode, Seasons 1-10 list, This episode starts the true focus about Sideshow bob on an extremely high note.
The episode starts with Patty Telling the Family that there is something strange about Selma's new Boyfriend, which leads to the classic scene of Bart imagining that the man is...Homer (Euch!)
Of course, Selma's Love (The First of 5) Is really Sideshow Bob, Recently released from Prison. Everybody else has forgiven him, even Krusty, but Bart Still suspects that Bob isn't Marrying Selma for her love. (I don't want People to think that I'm Marrying you for you Money, Instead of your...Less Tangible Qualities) His Suspicions are Proven to be correct, when SB tries to kill her using a gas leak in the honeymoon Hotel room. One of the very best SB Episodes, though it doesn't compare to the next two.
Classic Moment:
Sideshow Bob is Massaging Selma's feet,
SB: Soon I will kill you
Selma: What?
SB: Son Pied Sentis Beau. French for "her foot smells Lovely"
Selma: Oh...
SB returns to the Massage.
SB: Prepare to be murdered...
Selma: Huh?
SB: Be pa de me Mudu. That's...Sanskirt for "Your toes are like Perfume"
Selma: Ah...
SB: Voy a matar a Usted.
Selma: What?
SB: Spanish for "I am going to kill you"

Simpsons Season 3: Top 5 Episodes. #5

#5 Bart the Lover
It was a hard choice for 5th place between this one and "Bart the Murderer" But in the end I chose this. It starts with a hilarious Educational film about Zinc and ends with Homer's Classic Line "Three Simple words. I am Gay"
This Brilliant Half-Hour revolved around Bart getting Revenge on His teacher by answering a personal add masquerading as a Perfect Boyfriend for her, only to feel guilty after 'Woodrow' Stands her up on a date. It's one of the best examples of one of Bart's Pranks going wrong. Plus, We get to see Homer's Vain attempt not to swear using a Swear Jar (You Dirty Rotten Bast...Clink)
Classic Moment:
Bart, Homer, Marge, and Lisa are Attempting to write a goodbye letter to Mrs. Krabappel.
Homer: Stand Back. I'm an expert at writing sensitive Love letters.
He starts writing
Homer: Welcome to Dumpsville, Poputation: You